Scene Setting
Late afternoon light spills through a dusty Montreal loft window onto the Mister Green Bong Water Narrow Mouth Nalgene Bottle — its clear plastic gleams like a laboratory relic awaiting ritual hydration.

Product Description
The Mister Green Bong Water Narrow Mouth Nalgene Bottle is an everyday water vessel with a wink — utilitarian, reliable, and cheekily branded. Designed for those who value durability and discretion, this bottle carries the rugged DNA of a lab-grade container, re-imagined for daily commute, studio clutter, or urban wandering.

What stands out

• Made from BPA-free tritan co-polyester: impact-resistant, stain- and odour-resistant, and safe for both hot and cold liquids.

• Narrow-mouth, screw-top closure with loop cap — keeps lid attached, prevents leaks, and makes the bottle easy to clip or carry. 

• Recycled-material construction: the “Sustain” resin uses around 50% waste plastic, giving discarded materials a second life as a functional, everyday water bottle.

• Subtle, irreverent aesthetic: printed “Bong Water” branding makes a dry, witty statement without sacrificing practicality.