Scene Setting
Hung gently from a rearview mirror or butterfly-drifting in a hallway, the Carpet Company Cat Air Freshener, with its googly-eyed blue feline gaze and bright red "Carpet" tag, radiates inexplicable confidence. Whether you're smelling stale upholstery or existential dread, this thing means business.
Product Description
The Carpet Company Cat Air Freshener is the olfactory equivalent of a nonchalant midnight sketch. A bold sky-blue kitty stares out, expression void of emotional investment, while the “carpet” logo tucks under like a casual afterthought. This quirky board freshener hangs by a fine string, waiting to awkwardly assess the scent-scape of your car, room, or existential boundaries. And scent? Your guess is as good as mine. lo-fi, mysterious, probably fine. It’s absurd, slightly cryptic, and undeniably Carpet Co.
Product Highlights & Technical Notes
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Vibrant graphic design: A stylized blue cat on one side and pink on the other, drawn with wry detachment, floats above the bold red “carpet” text logo.
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Dangling décor: Lightweight board attached to a thin string. Perfect for cars, closets, bedrooms, or existential corners.
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Mysterious scent: Sticker or product copy admits "idek what scent this comes in nomore.” (That’s Literally Their Words.)
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Season 20 drop: Part of Carpet Company’s latest lineup—makes your space smell new or at least funny.