Scene Setting

Lit only by the flicker of a CRT television and the soft buzz of a neon sign across the alley, the Carpet Company Cat Tee in Black watches. You think it's just a t-shirt. It knows otherwise.

Product Description

The Carpet Company Cat Tee in Black is less of a statement and more of a raised eyebrow. Constructed in the USA from 100% cotton and cut with a relaxed, custom fit, this shirt isn’t interested in small talk. Its hand-screened feline graphic sits quietly, confidently, like it’s read your browser history and remains unimpressed. A custom seasonal label is sewn into the interior seam, visible only to those who know where to look. It’s the kind of tee that says a lot while saying nothing at all.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes

• 100% cotton with that washed-black attitude

• Custom cut-and-sew with a relaxed fit that doesn’t try too hard

• Hand silkscreened graphic. Each one is slightly moody and entirely intentional

• Interior seam features a seasonal Carpet Company label for the real heads

• Made in the USA. Uncompromised and fully house-trained

• Comes in black. Which means it goes with everything, especially exit strategies