Scene Setting

Somewhere in a washed-out VHS tape of a Cairo street scene, graffiti dragons slither across stucco, sits the Carpet Company Dragon Hat in Green, leaned back on a dusty Vespa, judging your whole outfit and maybe your whole life.

Product Description

The Carpet Company Dragon Hat in Green is built like a bootleg bootleg: precise, pointed, and purposefully weird. Wrapped in a mossy green canvas, it’s embroidered with a vivid red dragon graphic that feels halfway between a myth and a mistake. Contrasting white stitching slices through the seams like chalk lines on a rooftop. A white embroidered logo perches on the bill, whispering "you’re either in or you’re trying too hard." Classic snapback construction keeps things adjustable, but nothing about this hat is neutral.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes

• Full panel embroidery in vivid red, an abstract “dragon” motif stitched like a back-alley mural

• Canvas body in deep green with clean white seam and brim stitching

• Carpet Company logo embroidered in white along the brim edge

• Snapback closure for a one-size-fits-most fit

• Designed by Carpet Company, Baltimore-based artisans of skate-infused absurdity

• Unofficially approved for alley chess, rooftop lurking, and gallery loitering