Scene:
In a dimly lit tiki bar beneath a rattling ceiling fan, a glass of smoky pineapple margarita trembles as Goat Mylk hot sauce hisses its entry, nothing polite, everything unforgettable.

Goat Mylk (Habanero Hot Sauce)

This is not a barbecue sauce. Or a condiment. Goat Mylk is a baptism by fire masquerading as a tropical serenade. Think BBQ’d pineapple offering a perfidious sweetness, then habanero peppers and spices dragging your taste buds into brimstone territory. Vegan. Unyielding. Beautifully brutal.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes:

• Flavor Profile: A deceptive kiss of BBQ pineapple sweetness, followed by a full‑blast habanero punch and hints of lemon, ginger, garlic, turmeric, and salt.

• Heat Level: Rated Very Hot. Not for hobbyists.

• Ingredients: Habanero, BBQ pineapple, vinegar, lemon, garlic, ginger, turmeric, salt. No xanthan gum.

• Vegan: 100% plant-based.

• Net Weight: 5 oz (≈148 ml). Compact bottle, colossal commitment.

Lopez Picks:

• Use as a marinade for grilled pineapple skewers, then remind everyone they signed a waiver.

• Drop a drop into coconut curries or tiki cocktails. Drama guaranteed.

• Makes every taco taste like it’s earned its stripes, or its scars.