WOODBIRD — WBBAINE COOK TEE — WHITE

Scene Setting

INT. APARTMENT KITCHEN — 11:47 P.M.

Dinner has gone terribly wrong. The rice cooker is launching noodles across the room. Nobody seems concerned. The Woodbird WBBaine Cook Tee suggests this was all part of the plan.

Product Description

A rice cooker with a “Turbo Noodle Function” and a price tag of 99999.95. A perfectly reasonable kitchen appliance, according to absolutely nobody.

The Woodbird WBBaine Cook Tee is a white graphic T-shirt made from heavyweight organic cotton, featuring a small embroidered chest logo and an illustrated rice cooker exploding with noodles across the back.

Its casual, boxy fit and dropped shoulders give it a relaxed silhouette, with a classic crew neckline and short sleeves keeping things straightforward. An excellent shirt for noodle enthusiasts, questionable chefs, and anyone who appreciates an appliance with unrealistic ambitions.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes

• Material: 100% organic cotton

• Fabric: Heavyweight cotton construction

• Fit: Casual, boxy silhouette

• Shoulders: Dropped shoulder design

• Neckline: Classic crew neck

• Sleeves: Short sleeves

• Front: Small embroidered chest logo

• Back: Large illustrated rice cooker graphic with noodles and “Turbo Noodle Function” lettering

• Colour: White

• Care: Gentle wash at 30°C, following the garment's care label