Scene Setting:
An empty convention center, rows of CRT monitors humming in sleep mode. One hat rests on a folding chair—Big Sci-Fi Hat in Navy—as if the keynote speaker left in a hurry.
Big Sci-Fi Hat in Navy It’s not small. It's not subtle. It’s Big Sci-Fi, and this is the third iteration. The kind of hat that feels like a sequel no one asked for but everyone secretly wanted. The embroidery hits like a laser-cut bumper sticker from a future that still listens to tapes. It's bold, assertive, and just slightly paranoid.
Designed for people who remember that “sci-fi” once meant utopia and total surveillance. Crisp six-panel construction, curved brim, adjustable back. Nothing ironic here, just a firm nod to the speculative, the oversized, the uncomfortably near.
Product Highlights & Technical Notes:
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Unstructured 6-panel cotton cap
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Embroidered “BIG SCI-FI” text on front
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Curved brim, tonal stitching
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Adjustable back strap
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100% cotton