Scene Setting:
A teenager in mirrored sunglasses adjusts the Hyper Reality Hat before stepping into a non-descript black van with a blinking console and three arcade tokens in the cupholder. Nobody speaks. Someone presses “Start.”

Hyper Reality Hat
Not quite a dad hat, definitely not tactical. The Hyper Reality Hat is stitched for the type of person who still remembers when the future was beige and ran on dial-up. Bold embroidered lettering arcs across the front like signage from an abandoned LAN party. It feels slightly dystopian—on purpose.

The low-profile fit stays snug without drama. It curves naturally, as if it’s been on your head since the last Y2K panic. Adjustable strap closure in the back (because free will still matters). Whether you're logging in or zoning out, this hat fits the mood.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes:

• Unstructured 6-panel cap

• Embroidered “Hyper Reality” text on front

• Curved brim with tonal stitching

• Adjustable strap

• 100% cotton

• Made in the U.S.A.