Scene Setting

A freshman digs through a cluttered desk drawer. Gum wrappers. Dead lighters. Loose coins. Then, something silver. Not what they expected. Not what you expected. It’s the Carpet Company USB Flash Drive, disguised as a condom wrapper.

Product Description

This isn’t a prank. It’s just how Carpet Co does data storage: chaotically smart, faintly suspicious, and incredibly pocketable. The Carpet Company USB Flash Drive is built to look exactly like a sealed foil condom pack, complete with rounded edges and a crimped tear-line that hides the real payload. A flash drive with actual storage space, ready to transport files, secrets, or your entire skate video archive.

Slide it into your laptop at a café and watch heads turn (or look away). It’s juvenile. It’s functional. It’s unmistakably Carpet.

Product Highlights & Technical Notes

• USB flash drive disguised as a silver condom wrapper

• Slim foil-style outer case with textured edge detail

• Fully functioning USB plug hidden inside

• Capless swivel design (no loose parts to lose in your bag)

• Storage capacity: Enough for whatever you shouldn’t be carrying

• Made by Carpet Company, who clearly weren’t supervised